Kusanagi -no-tsurugi
The Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi, the legendary Japanese sword steeped in history and spiritual significance. This bad boy is like the Beyoncé of swords, commanding attention from all who dare to gaze upon its magnificence. Legend has it that this blade was one of three sacred treasures gifted to Emperor Jimmu by the gods themselves (the other two being a mirror and a jewel – because who needs just one fabulous accessory?). Its name literally translates to "grass-cutting sword," which is basically medieval talk for "high-quality yard trimmer." But don't let its functional name fool you; this sword holds immense spiritual power. It's said to be the embodiment of Susanoo, the god of storms and seas. So not only does it make your garden look fabulous, it also commands nature's wrath! Who knew lawn maintenance tools could be so fierce?